Bands

Much to the chagrin of his jazz-snob colleagues, Hugh has always had a few fingers in the rock and roll pie.

R.e.L. Chicharron and the Fukien Immigrants (current)
Gristle Pork (current)
Fate’s Bitch (current)
Fang o’ Love, early-mid 1990s
Leather Hymen, 1990-1992
VOX/DA, 1985-1990
John Trubee and The Ugly Janitors of America, 1981-1983

Bands (as a substitute player)

The Fents, 1981
The Monophonics, 2006

R.e.L. Chicharron and the Fukien Immigrants

Warning: These songs are designed to be deliberately provocative. Music and lyrics by Hugh Schick. Performed by R e L Chicharron and the Fukien Immigrants, produced by Hugh Schick.

Turd in the Washer

Turd in the Washer – lyrics

turd in the washer
dog on the freeway
spooge in the nostril
sand in the asscrack

wolf with a bonnet
paint over redwood
pineapple pizza
piss in the wind

turd in the washer
pig with a pistol
stocks in the shitter
soul in the shredder

faith in obama
spooge in the nostril
pork in the package
turd in the washer

i don’t really think
that’s such a good idea
do you really think
that’s such a good idea

turd in the washer
pig with a pistol
faith in obama
pineapple pizza

pork in the package
piss in the wind
federal bailout
gas in the eyeball

dog on the freeway
stew in the shower
sand in the coochie
bic in the dryer

stocks in the shitter
soul in the shredder
pork in the package
turd in the washer

o.d.y.G.

Fukien Immigrant

Trophy Mom

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Fang O’ Love

In the early and mid-1990s, Fang O’ Love was Thomas Kugler on vocals, Jared Ravich on guitar, Hugh Schick on keyboards, Dave DiMatteo on bass and Max Acosta-Rubio on drums. These tracks make up “The Lost Tapes” and are most of what remains of the music by the band that once threw handfulls of plastic fangs and individually-wrapped American cheese slices out over the audience, at their gigs.

Satan’s Place

Negotiating Terrain

Plastic World

Danger, Sharks

Danger, Sharks (earlier alt take)

Bloodsuckers

Bitter Is The Pill